So as I was thinking as to what I should blog about tonight—I couldn’t help but think of things that I DISLIKE in the wedding-o-sphere. And then I thought, “Hey, I should share those with the world because clearly the world wants to know what not to do for their big day!”
:::Sarcasm:::
But anywho, here goes: Aly’s Awesomely Audacious Top 3 Wedding No-No’s!
1. Every single bridesmaid has a different cut top.
Now before you jump on me, screaming, “But everyone doesn’t always have a size 4 body—some women have curves!—let me be the first to say that I myself am one of those women! However, I think for some brides, the vast array of cuts is simply just too much so what do they result to? “Go pick it out yourself!” Not only does it draw away from YOU, the bride, the center of attention…but let’s face it—it looks down right tacky. There. I said it!
2. The Cake Shove
Maybe its my practical side that keeps me from liking this reception-staple, but please don’t shove cake up my perfectly (and probably professionally) made-up nose! Really, nobody thinks its original anymore, you know the reaction its going to get, and you’re going to make yourself just a little less pretty…and nobody wants that on their day.
3. Colored Wedding Dresses
(Is this a joke!?)
Okay, I’m all for making your wedding day yours and being unique—but come on, colored wedding dresses!? Get over it, you’re not a princess so no yellow gown like Bell and no blue one like Cinderella. You’re going down the isle not going to prom. Stick to what works: white. Like I always say, “Keep it Klassy!”
aHm
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